Tropical Paradise in the Library

Comment from a Wascana Student:

The library requires:

1. swimming pool
2. hot tub
3. sauna
4. spa and health club
5. a tropical setting
6. mandatory bikini apparel
7. and sand instead of carpet

SIAST Libraries has priced out your requests, and has come up with the following budget and actions:

1. swimming pool – $56,000 (includes towel service)
2. hot tub – $3500
3. sauna – $2500
4. spa and health club – $5000
5. tropical setting – ask facilities to set library thermostat at 32 degrees Celsius
6. mandatory bikini apparel – will need to okay this with occupational health and safety committee
7. and sand instead of carpet – $2000, plus $500 in reserve for anticipated keyboard malfunctions

Donations to the campaign can be made at the Circulation Desk.

Robin Canham
Librarian, Wascana Campus